Thursday, June 7, 2012

Things to Learn About Greece

Greece's economic and governmental issues as of late make my reflections on the country a bit difficult.  The places we've visited are hundreds, if not thousands of years old -- existing well before the European Union was even a thought.  They should be treated independently of the current crisis.  That being said, a lot can be learned from just basic interactions with Greece's people and observing its daily rituals.

I contemplated writing this post after the elections on Jun. 17, but I suppose it makes no difference.  First off, one has to separate what we saw with what we experienced.

There were three distinct parts of our trip -- Athens, the Islands, and the Mainland.  Each has its own unique feel and ranks differently in my mind.

Athens, as one might expect, is a big city with all the perks and detriments that being a big city affords.  Like many older European cities, its street layout is illogical and confusing, but many areas were pedestrian-only (except for the occasional scooter that would cut through).  In terms of visitor friendliness, Greeks seemed generally welcoming except in terms of operating hours.  Museums and other sites seemingly open and close at random . . . with the most ridiculous example being the Acropolis in Athens, which closed at 2:30 on a Saturday.  Presumably this is to save the state some money in operating costs, but it also decreases the number of daily visitors.  Such is the problem when politicians rather than economists are in control.

We then have the islands, which not surprisingly, were the most relaxing and enjoyable part of our trip for me.  However, they were not entirely what I expected.  Each island we visited seemed to have gale force winds.  We technically visited during what is considered the "off-season," which continues until late June.  From what I have read, the winds do not necessarily die down and are not uncommon.  Partially because of the off-season and partially due to the unrest in the country, tourists were not that common of a sight.  Of course, there were bus tours and cruise ships that would temporarily invade an area, but within hours they were gone.  We never had to wait for a window seat at a restaurant or struggle to find a parking spot.  This was nice for us, but probably not good for Greece's tourism industry.

I recently read an article that tourism revenues are expected to plummet this year due to the threat of civil unrest following the June elections.  Europeans have changed their destinations to elsewhere.  In hopes of luring tourists, Greek hotels have slashed prices - further contributing to the lack of income.  Germans, in particular, are avoiding the country due to anti-German sentiment stemming from Germany's power in the E.U. and its involvement in Greece's financial woes.

If the islands were struggling with tourism, the mainland was really hurting.  Home to such sites as the oracle of Delphi, the monasteries of Meteora, and the site of the ancient Olympics, the mainland is ripe for bus tours, but I can only think of a couple times where I had to wait for someone to get out of my shot before taking a picture.  Hotels seemed to be letting out one room per night and streets of empty restaurants competed for the five people that were visiting the town.  This was a scenario that would sometimes play itself out in Vietnam, but the difference being that Vietnam is communist.  In a free-market economy, one cannot expect to stay in business by not having any business.

On top of that, restaurants have a habit of giving away food and drinks that weren't even ordered.  I googled this practice, thinking it was some sort of cultural thing, but I could not find anything.  Crete was the worst offender -- giving us fruit, dessert, and drinks in one sitting.  They appear to do this for all their guests.  So in the case of this one particular restaurant, roughly 15 people were dining at the same time as us.  The restaurant could have saved probably 100 Euro in just the time we were sitting there.  It makes one think that Greece's troubles are more-than-likely self-inflicted.

Our time with Spiros on the mainland was spent mostly in a taxi cab, but this proved enlightening.  It gave him plenty of time to talk about the country and the government.  When I was talking to him about flight training and explaining that there are many hoops to jump through, he commented that the U.S. always has a more practical solution to issues.  I was somewhat taken aback by this - believing that the FAA and its regulations are doing their best to make my life miserable.  But Spiros told us that the European governments are too much talk, and very little action.  The same could be said of the U.S. congress, but evidently Greece is 10x worse.  It seems that the Greek government is unnecessarily antagonistic . . . to itself.  Not only that, but things I observed while driving around make me think that the situation may be worse than it appears.

When I was driving on Crete, I got a bit nervous when I first saw signs warning of speed cameras, but passed them going 120kph in a 90kph zone.  However, the drivers around me were driving even faster.  Apparently the gov't can't afford to turn the cameras on or operate them.  Occasionally we would see a police car with its lights on just sitting on the side of the road without giving chase.  According to Spiros, most of the police force can't afford to put gas in their cars.  This is very puzzling.  And in Athens, I witnessed the least intimidating squad car ever (shown here).  Being a criminal could be a very profitable career move for Greeks right now.  If I robbed a bank and saw a Smart in my rear-view mirror, I would have to chuckle to myself.  I could outrun it in my Hyundai as if I was driving a Ferrari.  One has to wonder if the government cuts were made in the right areas.  Safety and protection should be a major concern especially in a state of rampant unemployment and unrest.

The country, which already has over 20% unemployment, also employs people to do pointless jobs.  One example being the gas station attendant.  Elsewhere in Europe, one pumps their own gas, but when you need someone else to do it for you, it means gas stations close in the evening when the attendants go home.  The thought of a gas station closing is a very foreign concept to me.  Furthermore, the thought that those that are employed are doing jobs that aren't even truly necessary is disturbing.  Perhaps unemployment could really be over 30% if the fluff jobs were eliminated.

If Greece wants to fill those hotels, restaurants, and tourist spots, it cannot simply slash prices and distribute pretty posters of Santorini.  People aren't going to go because they think Greece is irresponsible and on the verge of collapse.  I hate to say it, but it is entirely plausible based on what I've seen.  One cannot simply throw money at the situation and expect it to improve.  The issues seem largely systemic, so Greece needs to make massive reforms in order to right itself.  Based on what Spiros thinks of the government's ability to handle a problem, they may have an answer in 8 years.  This all points to a very delicate situation.  I'm not sure the upcoming elections will push things one way or the other.  Most likely, Greece will put itself in a situation where it cannot generate money to pay off its debts and the E.U. will insist on a schedule that Greece cannot meet.  At worst, this could mean Greece gets kicked out of the Euro Zone.  More realistically, the E.U. central bank will come to the rescue at the last minute, but as I said, this will only be a temporary fix.

So there you have it.  Greece, a country heavily romanticized in movies, is struggling to portray itself as the "Mamma Mia"paradise that people once thought it to be.  It really is a very pretty country with the islands, in particular, being very photogenic.  But all of that means nothing if people don't feel comfortable visiting.  I hate to think of myself as being one of the last tourists to visit Greece for some time.  Let's hope it doesn't turn into Egypt, whose tourist industry is virtually nonexistent right now.  Sorry for all the doom and gloom, but it is a very unfortunate situation right now for Greeks, for Europeans, and for travelers as a whole.

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Well at least they served ice cream . . .




As predicted, this Air Canada flight has no in flight entertainment. While they do have the screens in front, there is obviously no choice of film. In fact, they ran out of movies just 5 hours in to the flight. They almost repeated Man on a Ledge, but after I saw it once, I was able to verify that it is indeed about a man on a ledge. Of interest, however, was our flight path out of the Athens airport. We made a long, lazy curve during climb-out that took us over the city. In the center of this photo is the Acropolis, though a bit fuzzy.




Let's consider this my last blog post of the trip. Once I have a little bit of time to recover, I'll post my final reflections as I did with Vietnam. It is a country that has been in the news a lot lately, so I think that could be interesting if I can form coherent thoughts.




When I went to Vietnam, it was not the country I pictured from war films, and I found it difficult to believe we even fought a war there. Greece was also not what I was expecting, but in a much different way. Just my experiences as a tourist made it pretty obvious as to how the country became broke to begin with. So to the CNN/Fox News/MSNBC pundits who say that the U.S. is going to become Greece, I say this, "Perhaps you should visit a place before vomiting out nonsense as if you were on your way to Crete in rough seas." After all, the "Greek" yogurt you buy at Safeway doesn't even taste like Greek yogurt.

Location:Seat 15A, Air Canada Flight 827

Flying to America's Hat





We are here at the airport preparing for a very long flight to Toronto. And let's not forget I have another 5 hour flight after that. This is, however, the worst one. If I heard the ticket agent correctly, there is actually no business class on the plane at all making it a flying sardine can.




The Air Canada folks have already been giving me crap. I got interrogated before I even got to the ticket counter. The lady asked me, "When is your return?" and I replied with, "Return? I'm not coming back. This is it.". I guess that response sounded too ominous, so they gave me the stink eye before letting me continue. And to make matters worse, I was just on the Air Canada site and they say that on select flights from Athens on 767 aircraft (that would be us) do not have any personal entertainment systems. This could be the flight from hell.

Location:Προς Πύλη 8,Spata,Greece

Saturday, June 2, 2012

Last Day in Greece



Last night, I heard the folks say that we didn't need to set an alarm. After all, there really wasn't anything to do today. This was exciting for me because I haven't slept in for a single day this trip. However, I was violently woken up at 730 by two parents, who had apparently gotten plenty of sleep. I was a little upset about this. I was so tired; I didn't even have an appetite for breakfast. It had the makings of a bad day.

After breakfast, we went to the Greek Agora. It was once a shopping arcade in ancient times. My legs were very sore. I was moving at the speed of the turtle here.

Then, we went to hike up a hill for another view of the acropolis. I was quite hungry at this point and nobody wanted to feed me. They're trying to kill me off on the last day.

We did a little bit of shopping in the afternoon including a visit to a leather sandal maker, which has made custom sandals for people like John Lennon, Jackie O., the Bidens, and Sarah Jessica Parker, or as my sister refers to her, "Sarica Jessica Parker: face like a foot." Then the 3 of us split a chicken sandwich at Goody's: the Greek equivalent of McDonald's.

After shopping and Goody's, the euros were running low. At this point, it was suggested that we simply get drinks for dinner. I protested as much as I could given my weakened condition, and eventually they agreed to feed me. We went to a cafe. I felt that thus far I have stuck faithfully to Greek food when we go out, but the thought of ordering another moussaka, or chicken souvlaki for the 15th time made my stomach turn. I think I earned the right to order a pizza. Tomorrow we leave Athens on an 11 hour flight to Toronto. Ugh. I'll bet there will be a lot of Canadians on board. The worst.

Location:Leoforos Syngrou,Athens,Greece

Friday, June 1, 2012

Old Stuff and Laundry



We begin with a picture of the Parthenon taken last night at a rooftop bar. Today was essentially dad's day to drag us to all the Athens sites that nobody really goes to. First, we went to an old cemetery to look at some old grave markers.

Then we schlepped all the way up to the archaeological museum of Athens. On the plus side, this museum housed many of the things that were taken from the various sites we have seen on the islands and elsewhere.

This fresco from Akrotiri of the two keikis fighting was inside the museum along with various other well known pieces from throughout Greece and in High School textbooks. The museum, however, was poorly organized. I felt as though we had to keep passing through the same rooms to get to a new one. Then again, maybe the organization wasn't the problem. Perhaps dad was just eager to circle the museum four times - prancing around the statues as he is oft known to do.

Also, it isn't the best picture, but I felt awkward taking it. It is a "security" guard at the entrance of a staff-only area. This rotund individual was fast asleep. So, to the Greeks who insist that the Parthenon statues in the British Museum should be returned to Athens, I refer you to this photo. The security in most of these places housing priceless and irreplaceable artifacts is about the same as that of a laundromat. In D.C., to contrast, one has to pass through a metal detector, put their bags through an x-ray, and that's just for the Air & Space Museum. It is quite difficult to steal a space shuttle . . . not the case for a 2300 year old piece of pottery.

But speaking of laundromats, we paid a visit to our €5 friend again. Yes, I will be clean-ish upon my return home. So when the Canadians go through my luggage during my layover in Toronto, they won't pass out. They will, however, take my nail clippers, apartment keys, and anything else that could somehow be misconstrued to be a weapon. Things are winding down here in Athens. I just spent an hour on the hotel balcony staring off into space while the sun beat down. Our biggest decisions at this point are where to eat. These are choices not to be taken lightly. One never knows when their next meal may be.

Location:Βεΐκου,Athens,Greece

Thursday, May 31, 2012

My Butt is Sore




I didn't sleep well last night due to the mattress, which had the comforting properties of concrete. Also, as proof that I wasn't lying to anyone about seeing the largest beetle ever, I give you this photo. I first heard it flying around last night when I was outside skyping with Nicole. It sounded like a B-17 flying overhead. Then it randomly plummeted to the ground about 20 feet in front of me and proceeded to wander slowly.




When I got up for breakfast the following morning, it was pretty much in the same spot. Perhaps my photos don't really give the scale, but here you see Spiros holding it up.




Our only real stop today was to a nunnery in Meteora. The nuns are no better than those weasely monks. The nun collecting the money was very unprofessional. She was yakking it up on her cell phone with somebody important -- maybe it was one of the Saints . . . or perhaps she was arranging a hot date with those monks. But once that mother of mine tried to sneak by wearing capri pants, the lady went full nun on us. "Pantalones!!!!, Pantalones!!!," she screeched. Mom was once again forced to wear some sort of skirt apparatus.




The remainder of the day was spent in the taxi. It was a long drive back to Athens. I kept falling asleep. We didn't get into town until 4:00. We figured everything would have already closed since they have a habit of closing at 3, but it turns out that the Acropolis was still open.




It was, however, covered in lots of scaffolding and restoration work. Still, the condition was better than many things we have seen in Greece. My Dad was very excited about all this. We circled the entire complex more than once. It was tough to keep up as he pranced around sassily, hand on hip.



When we have regained our energy and get a decent night of sleep (hopefully), we will be doing a bit more walking tomorrow. But for right now, I need some food. Until next time.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Monks are Weasels




We left Delphi for Meteora today. It is a place with interesting geological formations. Many of these steep cliffs have a monastery on top of it. Each of the monasteries has different opening and closing hours just to make things that much more complicated. That being said, I was far more interested in the views from the monasteries than actually entering them.




As we soon discovered, monks are terrible people. They charge people to enter their monasteries, which frankly are kind of boring on the inside and smell like an old gymnasium. Secondly (and try to follow me on this one), women are required to wear some sort of skirt. My mom, and many other females attempting to visit these sites, were wearing pants. This was not acceptable by the monkey standards. They all had to wrap these heinous looking skirts over their pants. The logic of this was completely lost on me. Thirdly, for reasons I cannot work out, monks have it in for photography. There were many signs prohibiting cameras, but I was glad to see that everyone was ignoring these signs. You see, monks? If you deny people like me the right to practice my art, you get bad press! My influential blog with its 2 readers has exposed you for what you are!




In any event, we visited about 5 monasteries today. We decided to pay for just two, and mostly just to get a better view. After you've seen one smelly monastery with goat pee running down the steps, you've seen them all. I also am allergic to them, and I'm not just saying that. I don't know if it was the mustiness, the ferrel cats, or the goats, but my nose did not appreciate.




This stack of skulls at one of the monasteries reminds me of my final notes for the day. I damn near starved to death. Breakfast again was a bit lacking. The yogurt was especially thick this morning . . . even by Greek standards, and not terribly appetizing. Lunch was completely skipped. Skipped, I tell you! All I had to keep me going was a Luna bar and an old airline croissant. I had gotten real desperate. It was like reaching toward the end of your Halloween candy and realizing all you have left is a roll of dental floss and those candies that taste like Tums. It was almost as bad as Nicole's infamous Colorado road trip of '08, when she was rumored to have eaten an old orange that she found on the floor of a rental car.




Anyway, this is our last night on the road. Tomorrow we may head back up into Meteora, but ultimately we must get back to Athens. I'm actually kind of excited to get back to Athens. In some ways, it seems like it will be more relaxing.

Location:Καστρακίου-Μετεώρων,Kalabaka,Greece

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Just some video updates . . .

Since we are still in Delphi, and bored out of our minds, I have been organizing some of my videos and uploading them. First, one I shot this afternoon. As my editing tools are primitive until I get back home, I expect this to look quite nice when I can adjust the exposure.

Next, we have some traffic near the old harbor in Iraklio, or however it is spelled.

Then finally, I was able to get to some of the GoPro footage from back on Santorini. First up, a side mount as we approach the town of Oia.

And last, we have the old Micra taking on the switchbacks leading up to Ancient Thira.



Oh, and there was no hot water in the shower. I have a bit of a chill.


Location:Βασιλέων Παύλου και Φρειδερίκης,Delphi,Greece

Our Hotel Turns the Hot Water on at 5:00. Who's Excited?



We went from Olympia to Delphi today. Along the way, we crossed one of the largest cable bridges in Europe. It was built by the French and has electronic sensors controlling the tension and all sorts of things. I half expected the bridge to electronically surrender to our taxi cab, but it did not.

In Delphi, we walked around more ruins. These at least were a bit more intact. Delphi also sits in the mountains, so the view down into the valley didn't hurt either. Delphi is the site of the ancient Greek oracle that would essentially act like an ambiguous fortune teller, or maybe even a life coach.

At one point, Delphi was considered to be the center of the earth. There would be a priestess there, who was high on crack, and she would mumble and flail about like a cast member of the Jersey Shore. This incoherence would then be "translated" by the priest at the oracle . . . though vaguely. You could read into it as you chose. I feel like it would be similar to when United Airlines used to have a horoscope page in their magazine and all the horoscopes dealt with "going on a journey" or "traveling."

The sky today was mostly overcast which fit with the whole mystique of the site. Alas, our visit didn't take very long. We are also staying in the town of Delphi for the night, and there is absolutely nothing to do, and I've been to Baker, CA, so I know when there's nothing to do. At least Baker has the world's largest outdoor, free-standing thermometer.

The problem with Delphi (the town, not the archaeological site), is the problem with Greece right now. The archaeological site closes at 3:00 meaning the tour buses have no reason to stay for dinner or the night. Yet, the entire town consists of tourist shops and tavernas. Nobody is shopping. Nobody is eating. Nobody has any reason to visit the town. So, if their logic is to close at 3:00 to "save money" by reducing the wages they have to pay their workers, they do not realize that those extra hours could mean thousands of dollars in extra ticket sales, souvenirs, food, drink, and lodging. Perhaps I am thinking too rationally.

Location:Φιλελλήνων,Delphi,Greece

Monday, May 28, 2012

I finally got a meal.




For anyone who cares to know, I got my first meal of the day. I took this picture while sitting at our table at the Best Western and eating lamb and potatoes. This all happened just in time, as the folks damn near killed me off today. When I get hungry, I get mean, but this can easily be avoided.




At the completion of my one meal today, I was able to catch a nice sunset over the plains around Olympia. Tomorrow we go to Delphi to see the site of the ancient oracle. It's a long drive, but as long as I get fed, I'm sure it will be ok.

Location:Αρχαίας Ολυμπίας-Κρεστένων,Αρχαία Ολυμπία,Greece

A Lazy Day




Today we toured Olympia -- it being the location of the ancient Olympic games. I thought this might prove interesting,but at the risk of sounding unappreciative of being in Greece, it didn't really stand out. It looked like the other ruins we've seen, if not worse. It was really not in good condition. We would see something like 4 stones lying on the ground and it would evidently be the temple where the torch was lit. This would have been impressive had it been more than 4 stones.




Much of the site was like this. We saw where they did the running events. I would have considered running 100m or so, but I really didn't sleep well last night. The mattress was thin, yet hard as a rock. I think I slept better on an overnight train in Vietnam. The hotel breakfast of a piece of bread was also a bit lacking.




This combination of being tired and hungry made me a very weak boy. Olympia was the only thing on our itinerary for the day, which is probably for the best because I was already falling asleep in the taxi.




We spent a good portion of the afternoon relaxing by the pool at our Best Western, which is actually quite nice. The photo here is the view from our balcony. I'm greatly looking forward to dinner as it will be my first meal of the day.

Location:Αρχαίας Ολυμπίας-Κρεστένων,Αρχαία Ολυμπία,Greece

Sunday, May 27, 2012

Touring the Mainland in a Taxi




Today we began our travels around the mainland. We are driven around in a taxi cab by a man named Spiros. We made our first stop in Corynth to see some ruins and then saw its old fortifications on top the mountain.




Then we continued to Mycenae, the location where the famous mask of Agamemnon was found. After that, we saw an ancient, but very well preserved amphitheater in Epidavrus.




The acoustics were very impressive. At the top, we could easily hear someone talking in a regular speaking voice down below. I too, briefly stood down below. I had some gas building up from my lunch of chicken souvlaki, but fortunately it behaved itself when in the amphitheater. The French tourists would have no doubt taken offense to the reverberation.




We ended our day in the town of Nafplion, a town that would be more at home in France or Italy - mostly due to its Venetian roots. It had a lot of narrow streets with shops and cafés. It also had a major storm go through it. This was exciting for me because I don't often get to hear thunder. We got caught in the rain and were forced to sit under umbrellas at a street café for drinks.



The rain and clouds parted just long enough for the sun to show itself for a bit before disappearing for the night.

Tomorrow we go to Olympia. Beyond that, I have no information on our activities for the day.

Location:Κωνσταντινουπόλεως,Navplion,Greece

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Back in Athens



We got on a very early flight out of Crete today. "How early was it?," you ask. Well it was sooooo early that we flew from Crete to Athens, got picked up by a taxi, driven all the way from airport to the hotel, and they were still serving breakfast.
It was a big day in Athens that began with laundry. €5 to use a washer. And you thought your laundry was expensive! Our first real item of the day was a trip to the Acropolis Museum. The picture above was the most interesting part. It's the remains of the neighborhoods that once surrounded the area. This, however, was not really part of the museum. The artifacts present were mostly replicas because the original pieces are in London, Vienna, or various places in Germany. Lame. We were going to go to the acropolis right afterward, but apparently things close at 3 on Saturdays.

Because everything was closed, we hiked up a large hill called Mt. Lykavittos. It was quite the task for my locals. When we got to the top, we were rewarded with some nice vistas. It was tricky to get this shot due to the scheißy German tourists perpetually blocking my view, but I managed. It figures that the warmest day of the trip so far occurs while we are far from any nice beach. I had to zip off the legs of my pants. I was forced to hike in short shorts for a spell. Nobody I knew saw me. We grabbed a drink up top before heading back down.

On our way back to the hotel, we stopped in front of parliament to watch the changing of the guard. They wear fun outfits. I'll have to see if I can acquire one at a vendor and wear it out next time I go to Venice Beach. Unlike the changing of the guard at Buckingham Palace, this all took place in about 5 minutes.

The routine consisted of a lot of high, exaggerated kicks. Then some military guy with a mustache adjusted their uniforms and posture, and it was over. Tomorrow we leave Athens for Mycenae and end in Nafplion for the night. Wifi situation doubtful. I am currently blogging from a cafe since our hotel wants to charge €6 for the day. Weasels.

Location:Leoforos Syngrou,Athens,Greece